Funny Questions And Answers in English

Funny Questions And Answers

Funny Questions And Answers in English

Funny Questions And Answers in English

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Qns: What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?
Ans: A coin
 
Qns: What does everyone need, want, and ask for but never take?
Ans: Advice 

Qns: I get smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?
Ans: Soap

Qns: What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Ans: A promise

Qns: What can you keep after giving it to someone?
Ans: Your word

Qns: What has to be broken before you can use it?
Ans: An egg

Qns: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Ans: A candle

Qns: What month of the year has 28 days?
Ans: All of them

Qns: A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Ans: He was bald.

Qns: What is full of holes but still holds water?
Ans: A sponge

Qns: What question can you never answer yes to?
Ans: Are you asleep yet?

Qns: What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Ans: The future

Qns: What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
Ans: An echo

Qns: The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Ans: Darkness

Qns: If everyone decided to purchase only pink cars, what would we have?
Ans: A pink carnation.

Qns: What is the main difference between a man who sells watches and a prison warden?
Ans: One sells watches, the other watches cells.

Qns: Little Jimmy throws a tennis ball as hard and far as he can. the ball comes straight back to him. How does this happen?
Ans: Jimmy throws the ball directly upwards.

Qns: There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Ans: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

Qns: Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?
Ans: Cookies!

Qns: How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
Ans: He kicked it up.

Qns: Three men are on a boat. The boat sinks but only two people get their hair wet. Why?
Ans: The third man was bald.

Qns: Riddle: I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
Ans: A barber

Qns: Why do some cricket players never sweat?
Ans: Because they have huge fans! 

Qns: What goes up but never comes down?
Ans: Your age

Qns: What is in the middle of Paris?
Ans: Yes, correct, it is ‘R'(PA ‘R’ IS)

Qns: What is always coming, but never arrives?
Ans: Tomorrow

Qns: If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Ans: Survivors are not buried.

Qns: What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
Ans: A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird! 

Qns: Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Ans: Stop imagining

Qns: If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
Ans: The match!

Qns: Ans: the Bay of Bengal is in which state?
Ans: Liquid

Qns: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Ans: By sleeping during the night

Qns: There are 10 kids and a bowl with 10 oranges in it. How do divide up the oranges so that every kid gets an orange but one remains in the bowl?
Ans: You give 9 kids an orange each and you give the tenth kid the bowl with the orange in it.

Qns: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Ans: It will become Wet.

Qns: What can be broken, but is never held?
Ans: A promise

Qns: Why did the man have to bury his torch?
Ans: Because the batteries were dead.

Qns: What begins with the letter P, finishes with the letter E, and has over a thousand letters in it?
Ans: Post Office.

Qns: What gets wet while drying?
Ans: A towel

Qns: What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?
Ans: Day breaks and night falls

Qns: What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Ans: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Qns: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Ans: All the people on the boat are married.

Qns: You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
Ans: The match

Qns: What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Ans: An eggplant.

​Qns: A young man is learning to drive. He travels the wrong way down a one-way street and passes a policeman. The policeman sees him but does nothing. Why?
Ans: The young man was walking.

Qns: What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Ans: A Teapot.

Qns: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
Ans: He was born on February 29.

Qns: I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?
Ans: A bank

Qns: What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking its name will break it?
Ans: Silence.

Qns: Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead and they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Ans: Leaves

Qns: 2 blokes are in a boat with 3 cigarettes. Unfortunately, they have no matches, how do they manage to light their cigarettes?
Ans: They throw 1 cigarette overboard and it makes the boat a little lighter.

Qns: It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
Ans: A Stamp!

Qns: What does come down but never goes up?
Ans: Rain

Qns: What kind of vegetable needs a plumber?​
Ans: A Leek.

Qns: Which 5 letter words in the dictionary can be pronounced the same, even if it has 4 of its letters removed?
Ans: Queue

Qns: What is something that you can easily hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
Ans: Your left elbow.

Qns: Two coins add up to 30 cents and one of them isn't a nickel. What are they?
Ans: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.

Qns: Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?
Ans: Ton

Qns: What is red and smells like blue paint?
Ans: Red paint.

Qns: Why would a lady living in New Zealand never be buried in Australia?
Ans: Because she is living.

Qns: 3 gentlemen are out fishing in a boat when a rogue wave knocked them all overboard and underwater. Only 1 got his hair wet. Why?
Ans: 2 of them were bald.

Qns: Which word in the dictionary starts and finishes with the letter E, but only has one letter?
Ans: Envelope.

Qns: Two boys are born to the same mother, on the exact same day, at the exact same time, in the exact same month and year but they are not twins. How is this possible?
Ans: They are part of a set of triplets.

Qns: What has a neck but doesn't have a head?
Ans: A bottle.

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